Available Stock On Hand: 5
Smells like you'll do!
He's cute enough, smells fine, and has a job.
And best of all, he's single and available. Very available. Score.
Not, like, perfect enough to date forever.
You already know you'll ghost him eventually when you find another equally fine-looking single dude who's available.
New Car scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.