Cue the violin.
Aw, you never went to prom? So sad! You must be devastated. What? Your legs look like hot dogs and the cat pooped in your room and now people keep posting pictures of their exotic vacations while you're sitting at home watching reruns of Matlock and eating dried macaroni straight out of the box? Life's not fair! Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if you quit whining on Facebook. You are the absolute light of my life.
Chocolate & red wine scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance